Nate’s Movie Review: Coraline

February 22, 2009

coraline1The release of Henry Selick’s new stop-motion fairy tale Coraline may mark the first instance in my life that I begged my 11-year old daughter to see an animated film rather than the other way around.

Oh, I could have gone without her, I suppose, but that would have been less fun. She’s been pumped full of lighthearted computer animation and Hannah Montana for too long, and needs more exposure to odd, dark entertainment, in my opinion. (”Back in my day,” I say as she ignores my every word, “we watched crazy shit like Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal. It scared us stupid.”)

Thankfully, I wore her down. All we had to promise was that A) she could bring a friend, and B) it would be totally awesome. She’d see. Just wait.

And it is. Selick’s films (The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach) have laid claim to a patch of the film landscape uncharted by other works; Coraline is the most ambitious to date, and no exception to this rule. Selick’s films are a rare combination of the weird and the hopeful; the beautiful and the macabre; the heartwarming and the strange.

Thematically and structurally (and literally – it was based on the book by Neil Gaiman) this is nothing we haven’t seen before. The tale of a neglected girl who discovers a new world that seduces, betrays and tests her is the oldest kind of fairy tale. And we get all the quirky characters, the creative visuals, the twisting plot, to which we are accustomed in these tales. But something about the way this is all executed seems fresh and fascinating. (It has all this in common with another recent fairy tale film, the brilliant – and considerably more violent – Pan’s Labyrinth – almost an adult version of Coraline.)

The thing that struck me most about Coraline was how much it trusted the intelligence of its audience. We are shown character through action, not through talky back story. The film takes its time getting where it needs to go. And it never becomes preachy or overwrought in its themes – the main one, of course, being that cautionary tale about being careful what you wish for, and that anything that seems too good to be true probably is.

Plenty of kids films make this point; the difference here is that the conclusion isn’t full of a bunch of disingenuous change for the sake of a happy ending. Oh sure, the girl comes to realize that her real life isn’t so bad after all, and her parents stop neglecting her so much – but only a tiny bit. At the end, they remain fairly lousy parents. Coraline’s world is still pretty lonely. The film seems to suggest that life is like this; sometimes the bad things outnumber the good, and we should accept and make the best use of what we have, rather than dwell upon what we do not.

This results in a second theme: as we look at people with buttons for eyes, people who tilt their heads at an angle, people who completely transform their appearance, we are struck by a common thread. But I suppose it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a filmmaker of this much vision would place such importance on the concept of “altered perspective,” now should it?

The other thing I appreciated about Coraline was its consistency of its tone. This is no small accomplishment; as we progress from a slow, dry first act, to a lush, beautiful second act, to an off-kilter, frightening third act, it all still feels like the same movie. Selick shows his incredible skill and imagination in the lush fantasy world Coraline discovers, but displays his true brilliance when we revisit these set pieces later and everything has shifted 45 degrees toward the bizarre (again, the “altered perspective” theme). A circus man becomes a suit full of vermin. Adorable dogs become canine bats. It’s all a feast for the senses, and though the film is scary in spots, it’s never downright graphically violent.

Oh sure, there are uneven parts that prevent us from getting lost in the world of the film from time to time. But by and large these are infrequent moments. It’s worth seeing on the big screen, there is so much eye candy here – but you may want to skip the extra 3 bucks for the 3D version, which provides a half-dozen tastefully done “wow” moments, but nothing terribly earth shattering. (Personally I thought the Coraline boxes were a far better marketing trick than a pair of red and blue glasses.)

As the film ended and the credits rolled, I stood around chatting with the three other grownups I brought along on this adventure (the crowd was made up of more than 50% adults, by the way). Finally I turned to my daughter and her friend, and asked them both if they enjoyed the film.

“It was weird.”

“Yeah, that was so weird.”

“But it was good, right? I mean, did you guys like it?”

“Yeah..we liked it…”

“Are you sure? You don’t seem sure.”

“Yeah. It was cool.”

“Okay, put it this way: did you think it was more cool than weird, or more weird than cool?”

In unison: “More weird than cool. Definitely.”

Duly noted. But I’m still glad I brought them. (Maybe one day, they will be too.)

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If Michael Bay directed WALL*E

December 24, 2008

picture-1…the result might look a little something like this.

Of course, this awesome project by Dan Chianelli and Nick Greenlee may not have the emotional impact of WALL*E (review here), but at least you can tell what the hell’s going on, which is more than you can say for Michael Bay’s Transformers (review here).

Being a Mac guy, I wanted to root for the Apple Transformer, but then I realized the underdog in this scenario is really the PC. I was conflicted. Do I really want to be that asshole Yankees fan whose team is predisposed to winning all the time? Shit, that’s no fun.

Anyway, who knows – maybe in the sequel, a Linux box will come lumbering out of the server room and crush them all. Which is fine by me. As long as Shia LaBeouf gets killed in the crossfire.


Merry Christmas, 80s kids.

December 17, 2008

betamaxmasRemember when you were at the mercy of whatever was on TV during the holidays, so you had to settle into the smelly couch in the basement with a Diet Coke and watch a heaping dose of simplified moralistic “special holiday programming” until your eyes burned?

Yeah, we miss those days, too.

Evidently, so does Jeffery Bennett, a developer who took it upon himself to merge a quintessential 80s basement backdrop with the wonders of YouTube’s classic Gen-X Christmas material.

The result is a web app that, more than anything else we’ve seen, manages to eschew the “look what I can do!” flash that developers are always using to bring us back to the 80s – an ironic and unfortunate tendency where the new technology almost always eclipses the old and we just end up feeling sad thinking of how far gone those days really are.

Bennett, by contrast, allows us to wallow in them. Spend 10 minutes with this albeit still slightly buggy toy and you may genuinely feel you are once again a 12-year old in your parents’ basement, up past your bedtime watching the Perfect Strangers Christmas Special.

(Imagine my surprise when I actually had to adjust the rabbit ears on the TV to get one of the shows to come in – with all-to-familiar mixed results and prolonged frustration. If I could have banged on the top of my laptop monitor, I would have.)

The toy is here: http://betamaxmas.com/

Bennett’s other stuff is here: http://www.meandmybadself.com/

Enjoy, and Merry Christmas, kids.

(Word to the wise: if you’re channel surfing and getting the same 2 shows over and over, try a hard-refresh of your browser.)


A capella smackdown

December 1, 2008

picture-2Someone sent me this cute vid of a dude named Corey Vidal (left) lip syncing to his pals’ tune – an ode to John Williams that is pretty freaking sweet.

Then I found the video below.

Move over, Corey. François Macré is in town. He’s got even more time on his hands. And with the exception of the way he sings the word “TREE-lurrr” in a thick French accent, every other part of the song is dead-on…


No, thank YOU, America.

November 25, 2008

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The seven people in America who love Sarah Palin aren’t taking Obama’s victory lying down. They’re all gathering to be videotaped thanking the dimwit beauty queen that the media “tried to destroy” during the campaign.

The spot below is an ad from Our Country PAC, a group of conservatives who have been turning out Obama smear ads for the last 3 months.

The acting and production values are so bad in this spot, I literally thought I was watching something satirical. Maybe I was. Maybe I’ll wake up from this strange dream and find out it was produced by Stephen Colbert or something.

Until then, it’s just kind of frightening:


Nate’s Movie Review: Quantum of Solace

November 23, 2008

quantum-of-solace-20080509114305623_640wI became a Bond purist by accident.

As a film buff, there’s really no reason for me to be a Bond fan. The movies are typically ridiculous, escapist action, formulaic and simplistic at best, and if that described my tastes as a moviegoer, it is probable that I would have liked “Wanted” a lot more than I did.

But in college, I spent most of my waking hours thinking about or shooting an absolutely woeful James Bond spoof, and so I delved into researching the world of 007 in a way that showed more academic fortitude than anything else I did at school for four years.

As a result, now when a new James Bond movie comes out, I do two things I wouldn’t do with just any action flick:

1. I see it on opening night.
2. I see it with unreasonably high expectations.

After checking out Quantum of Solace, the latest in the series, here are my admittedly hyper-critical Bond geek opinions of the film:

  • The flick has all the shaky camera work (and half the plot) of a Bourne movie, the breakneck pace of The Dark Knight, and lacks the halfway-decent storyline of either of the two.
  • Daniel Craig is still a thuggish, ass-kicking Bond, but this time around he’s more mopey and less fun to watch.
  • Social commentary about our planet being in peril as we exhaust our natural resources gets entirely overshadowed by nonsensical betrayals and impulsive changes of direction.
  • Action set pieces are grand, but fly by so quickly and with so many cuts, we can barely follow them. (Though this could have been partly due to my pre-show martinis and late-arrival seats in the 3rd row.)
  • So much energy was expended making this a “sequel” to Casino Royale, the filmmakers forgot to ask themselves if there was anything left there to mine. (Answer: not really. This is a 106 minute post-script to the last film, an explanation for a Bond trait that needs none: his penchant for the personal vendetta.)
  • Oh, and one more thing: if you’re going to give a film the most confusing title of any yet released in the new century, do us the favor of explaining it, will you? Or if, as I suspect, it doesn’t mean shit, then stop rifling through [James Bond creator] Ian Fleming’s personal notebooks looking for scraps of paper after which to name the films. (“GoldenEye” was Fleming’s beach house. “Quantum of Solace” is lifted from some short story. What’s next? “Bond 24: Ian’s Grocery List; Buy Eggs?”)

There are good things too. This film is about as far away from the campiness of Die Another Day as you can get (a film for which there is really no excuse). The cruel, realistic feel of Casino Royale is ratcheted up a notch here. The Bond girls are more of an afterthought than shameless sex objects. Judi Dench is consistently fun to watch.

So all in all, what does this reluctant fanboy think? Not the best Bond ever, but certainly not the worst. Since Casino Royale portrayed the genesis of the cold-hearted killer we know and love, I expected this film to capitalize on that, showing us that combination of glamour, grit and glibness that the glory days of the Connery films achieved. Instead, we get a moody interlude of a movie with an attention deficit problem, neither a setback nor a step forward.

My hope is that rather than squandering its potential needlessly on another trite Bourne knockoff, the next film will live up to the potential the franchise has created. Will it manage this feat? Probably not. But then again, I do tend to set my expectations a little too high…


Driving sideways

November 23, 2008

picture-3This is the first I’ve heard of this pointlessly awesome sport called Gymkhana, a twisty turny activity that is big in Japan, and very similar to Autocross. Below is a video of a dude practicing for it. They say that remembering the course is half the challenge. (The other half is not mowing down the slow-moving dude on the Segway, apparently.)

It kind of reminds me of those obstacle courses you had to run in gym class as a skid. Except with speed. And skidding. And burning tires. In other words, it’s exponentially more awesome.

My point is, anyone who wants to pony up the dough for lessons, I’m game.


Let’s live in one of these sweet-ass places

November 22, 2008

01-thecrookedhouse-thumbOkay, so most of these aren’t technically dwellings. But the ones that are may be worthless by now, what with the housing crisis. Time to score a new bachelor pad! Try the cube house in the Netherlands (”Hey, you want to come back to my cube?”) or the Hole House in Texas (use your imagination).

Only 16 of these 50 weird buildings are in the U.S. (that’s right, I counted), which leads me to the conclusion that we are underperforming the rest of the world in designing and building funky, pointless, artistic, weird and just plain awesome structures. Let’s step it up, people! If we’re stuck for ideas, I have a few. For instance, there’s this ranch I know of in Texas – the dude’s been away for like 8 years. Wouldn’t it be great if he came back and that shit was covered in tin foil?


Standup Debut

November 12, 2008

Hey gang,

So, this friend of ours Nathan Hartswick, who is in no way related to Nate Huling of 00Awesome fame, just had his big standup comedy debut last night. Below is the vid of his 5-minute set. Check it out!



Episode 1 is up!

October 12, 2008

Presenting the Inaugural, Double-Length, Premiere Episode of…

The Double-Oh-AWESOME SHOW!

It’s our first attempt, and we had to cut 2.5 hours of inane rambling down to 35 gloriously funny minutes, so go easy on us. Enjoy!

Cheers,

N&E

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We cover a lot of ground in this one, including the governor of Vermont’s pastry fetishes, P. Diddy’s oil woes, and two of the most glorious toilets on earth. (After you listen to the podcast, click the pics below for more info on those stories.)


Don’t aliens have anything better to do?

October 12, 2008

As you may know, aliens don’t abduct just anybody. They carefully select exactly the right lunatic, snatch him up, and send him back to Earth with an extremely urgent message for the rest of us.

So when Lithuanian furniture designer Jonas Jurgaitis was [allegedly] abducted in 1999, it should be no surprise that the aliens who took him [allegedly] gave him a design for a sofa they [allegedly] wanted him to go home and build. Think of it as Field of Dreams meets Predator.

The way I envision it, two aliens were hovering around in their spaceship watching us sit on these crude sofas of ours, and one said to the other, “You know Gork, it’s really too bad they don’t have the advanced furniture we have in our civilization. Like the couch we’ve got that’s made from a thousand elephant tusks, or that easy chair in the den that looks like three giant toilet paper rolls put together. What do you say we snag an Earthling and give him the blueprints?”

The result is confusing and strange. But then, what did you expect?

And admit it: you kind of want it in your house. If only so when people say, “Oh, what interesting furniture! Who designed it?” you can reply, “Aliens from outer space. Who designed yours? Ethan Allen?”


Aerial huntress-librarian-governor porn

October 1, 2008

It’s a niche market, but something tells me this one’s gonna do just fine. A “major adult studio” in LA has put out a casting call for a Sarah Palin lookalike, and I’m guessing it’s not for a children’s birthday party.

Head over to 23/6 and check out their hilarious list of titles. (My fave: “Track Meat.”)

Also, this got me thinking about “equal opportunity vice presidential nominee porn,” so I drew up the ad below.

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